Let's come up with a really great intro for Voz here.

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING, Chuck Norris is my Homeboy Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch.", Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.